Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Newspaper clipping.

I read this in a Filipino newspaper issued last October.
I got the newspaper in a Chinese shop.
It says...

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE:
+ Mahilig kumain.
+Panalo ang social life. Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
+Hayok sa tulog.
+Gadget-addict.
+Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.
+Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.
+Tumataba.
+Porma to the max.
+Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED TAKEN:
+Walang pera.
+Mukhang ngarag at laspag.
+Kuripot.
+Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.
+Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.
+Boring kausap.

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Random spoof i heard (from the tv):
man: What's your best feature?
woman: It was taken when i was in Grade 1.

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